Fun

1. When you are feeling streesed and about to break....... ..
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.... .
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!

2. Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai,
gadi hai, bank loker hai,
Kya hai tumhare pass ?
Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !

3. Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
1 tum kitne sacche ho,
1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.

4. Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hai!!!!!
Par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki….....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

5. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye. U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....

6. Aaj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1 bottle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
Paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
'THANDA MATLAB'
Coca-Cola

7. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain...

8. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

9. Thought of the day: "if u help a gal when she is in problem, she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"

10. Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
To fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!